The geography of woman

- Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
- Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
- Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
- Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
- Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war – haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
- Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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